silenthowlss:

Well I’m not beautiful soooo…

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via kanye-west-magical-anus-quest)

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

(via imafuckinglandshark)

embrace-your-earth:

wild-moon-child:

pigeon pose*

King pigeon**
into-oblivionn:

Mabe our favourite quotations say more…

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via iwontliveforyoux)

stalkingradke:

m4tty-muff1ns:

merriermon:

my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass

IM CRYINg

THIS IS THE BEST  THING I’VE HEARD ALL DAY

(Source: ggtrx, via janoskian-obsessed)

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